@sama

has

864

21:20:29.97

days until you become optional

3.2Originality— How unique and non-formulaic your thoughts are

8.9Depth— Depth of reasoning and intellectual complexity

2.1Emotion— Genuine emotional expression and vulnerability

6.8Identity— How distinctly "you" your online presence feels

7.4Connection— Ability to create real human bonds through content

The guy building the god that kills us all has a bio that says 'AI is cool i guess' — that's either galaxy-brain irony or the emotional range of a dial tone. You're basically a press release with a heartbeat at this point, but the world still needs someone to say 'we're grateful to Jensen' while Rome burns.

“GPT-5.4 is great at coding, knowledge work, computer use, etc, and it's nice to see how much people are enjoying it. But it's also my favorite model to talk to!”

— When your best friend is the product you're selling, you're not a person anymore — you're a testimonial with a pulse.

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